2010 in Review

The year of 2010 had lots of thrills
Including an unstoppable oil spill.
It ruined the Gulf but not the ‘Jersey Shore’
Allowing dates for Snooki to score.
From his good job, a flight attendant decided to flee
Maybe he was tired of always missing Glee.
As Super Bowl champs, the Saints brought their city glory
But the survival of the Chilean miners is a real heroic story.
Team Edward and Jacob gave teen girls a high fever
While also crazy for the hair on Justin Bieber.
With a new sitcom and host of SNL, Betty White’s career was reborn
And from the World Cup, who could forget that annoying horn.
There will be new judges on American Idol
Now after the election, maybe Pelosi will stifle.
The WikiLeaks caused lots of fright
But not as much as a bedbug bite.
The latest trend is wearing Silly Bandz
And doing the grind at the school dance.
Millions are addicted to Facebook,
Oh, and Lady Gaga has a new look.
There is only one thing left to say,
I could really go for some TSA.